Athelas

NOUN. A plant valued for its intensive healing properties, especially when combined with such unstoppable forces as Elvish healers and future Kings of Gondor.

Known by the ignorant as the weed kingsfoil.

King of Gondor: "Do you know the plant Athelas?"
Commoner: "Nay."
King of Gondor: "You might know kingsfoil."
Commoner: "Aye- a weed!"
King of Gondor: "NOT a weed. The healing properties are NOT tied to hallucinogens."

by the one in the back October 4, 2009

Athletischism

Athletischism - When an athlete's off-the-field actions and habits conflict with rather than re-enforce natural skills and talents.

The slugger had a lot of innate athletic ability early in his career, but unfortunately, a fondness for strip clubs and whiskey led to an athletischism in his athleticism.

by The Punditty Project June 18, 2010

athushan

A KOOL DUDE AND VERY SEXY ;)

hey athushan you looking sexy today

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Athol

This is the minimum distance between two people when social distancing is in place. This has all come about due to the Corona virus. Their was some confusion between metric and imperial, so a metric Athol is 150cm and an Imperial Athol is 156 cm which is 61.4". The name for this was taken from a angry little Australian man, who was used a measuring device to settle disputes between people who were not following social distancing regulations.

That's not an Athol, now that's an Athol!

by Suckedin! March 25, 2020

Charlton Athletic

A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'

Look at that, Palace knocking another goal past Charlton Athletic

by Parkmeister May 15, 2006

Athletic

A sarcastic term used by people who do not wish to admit they are fat. A form of denial of obesity.

I am a woman, 5'4", and I weigh 200 pounds. I have an athletic figure.

Note: A more optimal weight for a 5'4" woman would be 120 pounds, +or-.

by Bbobbxx April 12, 2016

Athal

Someone incredibly stupid with no fucking sense of humour and a small penis. Also a lady repellent and doesn't know how to talk properly.

"Look at Athal, he is so fucking dumb"

by Jesuslovesyoubitach April 21, 2020