Asshat

Girlfriends

"Cameron Lynn Head is a fucking asshat"

by Eyerollbob June 17, 2018

Asshat

A Person, who is so wrong in anything they say or do, that they must've been doing it wrong for the moment they were born - coming out legs first, wearing their mothers as a 'hat', for a brief moment; with a lasting effect causing them to revert to their original state, as stated by the conservation law referred to in Neother's theorem.

That asshat was wrong since he wore his momma for a hat. No wonder he is such a shithead.

by Stillam17 December 2, 2022

Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.

St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"

by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017

Asshat

A synonym for asshole.
A person that doesn’t consider the results of their actions.
Could be considered as a hypocrite with a narcissistic personality.

WOW ! Your friend is such an asshat !!

You are an asshat of note.

by Poison ivy February 7, 2018

Asshat

An insult used to define a person with their head up their ass. It is considered a curse word.

"Did you eat the last cookie?! You asshat!"

by Insult Creator April 18, 2022

asshat

A person who wears their ass on their head, in other words they don’t tend to be conscious of their surroundings.

Kayla doesn’t pick up her feet when she walks, Kayla is an asshat

by Doin it for Dale May 14, 2020

Asshat

a> an online gamer that uses exploits and programs/mods developed by someone else to gain advantage in games or crash community servers,and having little to no hacking skills of their own.
b>wannabe hacker in relation to the hacking scene where different types of hackers are referred to as whitehat, blackhat, some referred to as greyhat.

see also Script kiddie

a> I wish this Asshat would get a life and quit crashing the server.
b> this dude is always claiming my "work" as his, he's such an asshat,

by whatelse77 December 31, 2014