Asshat

The 45th President of the United States' hair. Not the man, just the hair.

Whether it's real hair or a wig, whoever wears an asshat is, by definition, an ass.

by AlmostGrownUp September 6, 2020

asshat

a dumb looking hat that looks like an ass
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"my fucking god u are an asshat

by ellis_is_super_fucking_cool1 March 24, 2021

Asshat

A Person, who is so wrong in anything they say or do, that they must've been doing it wrong for the moment they were born - coming out legs first, wearing their mothers as a 'hat', for a brief moment; with a lasting effect causing them to revert to their original state, as stated by the conservation law referred to in Neother's theorem.

That asshat was wrong since he wore his momma for a hat. No wonder he is such a shithead.

by Stillam17 December 2, 2022

asshat

Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)

Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!

by dont313mess June 22, 2025

asshat

a shrude talking hat that shouts mean names

Hat: Yo B-otch your a nasty
Woman: :'( your an asshat!

by HuggiePanda August 21, 2008

Asshatness

The behaviour exuded from someone who is considered to be an ass hat.

The game was broken because of his blatant asshatness.

by Dia1 April 28, 2021

Asshat

Marla

Did you see her being an Asshat ?

by cuck507 May 31, 2020