anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick

I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.

by Raina Thomas December 14, 2008

anal bifida

Anal bifida is an unbelievable defect caused by the incomplete formation of the assholium during proctogenesis. If the anal aperture is freakishly flabby, some portion of the rectum may cantilever like a festive pink party balloon beyond the anal chasm.

Anal bifida is one of the bifidas.

She is gorgeous despite her anal bifida.

Anal bifida: We will find a cure!

by rod sewert September 2, 2010

anal syrup

The whitish stuff that comes out of the anus after an intense anal pounding, provided proper rectum cleansing. Some inexperienced kids might think it's anal cum, but of course that is ridiculous. The opposite of anal mustard.

She surely got fucked in the ass as some anal syrup in her pants showed.

by lilijor January 10, 2016

ANAL

One in which a girl doesn't want to fuck in and if a guy does he's gay.

A part in your butt also called "Anus" where you poop shit out. So why the fuck would you wanna fuck someone there. IT'S USED FOR POOP.

ANAL
Person 1: Aww I ate hot fries and my anus burns

Person 2: Dude, I hate when that happens.
Person 1: yeah wait til I shit then it'll really burn
Person 2: Dude Yeah your butt is going to hurtttt dawgg

by ○Mythology● February 28, 2017

Anal Anarchy

The act of shitting your brains out after consuming Taco Bell

Dude, after dinner last night i had some really bad Anal Anarchy.

by Carson Jacketz May 6, 2014

Anal badgers

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS

by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014

anal muzzling

When one inserts their fist into one's asshole (usually another's) to muzzle a fart. It's like anal fisting, but the partner must be farting.

Girl: I think I'm going to fart.
Boy: YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT!
Boy: *intense anal muzzling*

by LeoGzz August 6, 2014