Bacon Handle

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Baby, climb on top of my bacon handle and get ready for the ride of your life!

by Bacon Handler December 15, 2011

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pearl handle

1. When a female wants to suck your dick until you orgasm in her mouth and let it run all over your dick thus causing a pearl handle. 2. When a female orgasms all over your dick leaving a pearl handle.

1. Whenever I ride my partner during sex, I always orgasm on his dick and leave him with pearl handle. 2. My boyfriend blew his load in my mouth and I kept sucking and stroking his dick while his load dripped down causing him to have a pearl handle

by thotwyre.com March 28, 2015

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dirty handle

When you're fucking someone in the ass, then pull out and let them jerk off your shitty penis.

"Mary gave me a dirty handle this morning. I regretted the high-five I gave her when she was done."

by Dirtyhandle September 15, 2017

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puss handle

The appendage on the back of a cat. A “puss handle” is commonly referred to as a tail.

You should never pick up a cat by it’s puss handle.

by JasonTheGoldfish July 2, 2021

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handling her

Another form of “buttering up.” Giving time, attention, compliments, a romantic date, and good sex to your woman, in order to potentially negate and soften the consequences of what you’re about to do next, knowing damn well your woman wouldn’t approve of your premeditated actions.

“Yo, man. Hell yeah I’m coming to the strip club tomorrow. No, Felicia doesn’t know yet. But that’s alright. I’ve got dinner, a movie, and a night inside with her tonight, if you know what I mean. I’m handling her.”

by Solstice1221 July 28, 2020

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