Steamy trout

When a woman sits on your face after a long run in spandex shorts.

Bro, I had a great morning my wife gave me the steamy trout.

by Red93 December 12, 2023

steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.

Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents

by Mark T-Pain June 9, 2024

steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.

Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??

by Renewings April 23, 2022

Steamy Bryan

When you perform a Steamy Richard (Where you take a solid shit in a sock, microwave til steam comes out of the pores, slap a friend with it) then assfuck the friend and clean off your dick in their mouth or cunt.

I was just sitting there and he performed a steamy Bryan on me. Ruined my night.

by ToiletBryanThoughts November 23, 2021

steamy dress

When you are at a party or gathering and decide to have sex with someone from this party. After the deed you pull down you're dress and return to the party as if nothing happened. But there is clear evidence of the sin.

I think Jessica is trying to hide her steamy dress

by Kabukimyson July 16, 2022

steamy jean

When a 1 male nails another male in the back door and releases his load. The receiving male then craps into the mouth of the giver.

Also a favorite of stacey jean!

Tony gave charly a steamy jean.

by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005

steamy chandler

The act of literally almost losing your life on the toilet and then immediately after storing the contents of the toilet bowl for Christmas presents to gift your insufferable family around the holidays.

I gave my 6 year old niece a steamy chandler

by Bllllllop March 27, 2016