pay the iron price

To take a item by force while owner is present, not paying for it with money, gold, or service.

I did pay the iron price for this chain by leaving him bleeding on the floor.

by Youngjayhova November 4, 2013

Lt. Bruce Price

1. Term for one who has more equipment on their belt than in the ambulance.

2. Slang for competent Paramedic

3. Slang for "Yes Man"

4. One who looks as if he is 70's Porn star

Synonyms: Batman, Bruce Price, The Pricer, Dumbass

Look at all that shit on his belt
is he a Lt. Bruce Price jr

by Jolt3333333 March 24, 2009

The price of tea in China

A common form "what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?", is a retort to an irrelevant suggestion. This facetious usage implies that the topic under discussion might as well be the price of tea in China for all the relevance the speaker's suggestion bears on it.

Suzie: I love my new skirt!
Anne: I know! I love my new shirt!
Beth: Look at this hot guy on my phone!
Suzie: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

by 78ma87 September 27, 2015

Fisher Price Oven

The act of holding a victim under the bed covers while wearing a soaked (preferably morning soakies) diaper.

Tufties passed out as Puddles (Ein) McKitten Squish pulled her under the covers for a Fisher Price Oven.

by tokie_kitten January 21, 2011

Paying the Dark Price

Shitting your pants.

Dude 1: Hey man thanks for covering my shift while I needed to go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: No problem.
Dude 1: Yeah man if it wasn't for you I would have been paying the dark price and paying for a new pair of jeans too.

by XtRedChaos June 20, 2017

strip club prices

Ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. Through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, Sex-and-the-City-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).

Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.

"Hey, how much did you pay for that Bud Light?"

"$10.50"

"Shit, those are some strip club prices"

by CityZen4 June 2, 2008

Art Price, Jr.

The act of having sex with lawn furniture.

Derived from the notorious Bellevue, Ohio man (Art Price, Jr.) who was repeated caught on video tape having sex with his picnic table.

I'm sorry I missed your call. I was out in the back yard giving my lawn chair the old 'Art Price, Jr.'

by Matt Grundel April 2, 2008