Miguel is a kind of cunt that you only encounter once in your life. A kind of walking disaster that'll set everything you hold dear on fire. Should you make contact with a Miguel please for the love of god call the police.
"I'm having a bad day." - "Oh no did you come across a Miguel."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."
by CheetosEater665 November 26, 2024
Get the Miguelmug. a very horny man
by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.
Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel
My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.
Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.
Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021
Get the Miguel Angelmug. A chill ass nigga who collects guns and down wit whatever. Nigga is smart af and has bomb sexy ass hair. He also a simp tho but he the king of simp. Ladies hit his line
by Natpeterson November 23, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. miguel can be the best friend u can ever have and is very smart and can help u if ur name is zyrah he can help u if u have mental problems and can make the best handshake ever.
by my friends call me august March 10, 2023
Get the miguelmug.