Zach

a gay fortniter who jerks off, smokes weed, and looks like a crack head

Friend 1: oh shit that man looks like a crack head. Friend 2: must be a zach

by dog_god July 3, 2019

Zach

An absolute gay nae nae monkey baby. He is a failed sound cloud rapper who gets angry at any criticism and will start to immediately cry. You can say a joke about him because he will go monkey rage. Zach likes to touch little boys in the woods, and likes to kiss people without consent. Zach is pretty cool.

Brad: ¨Oh shit look out it´s Zach.¨
Chad: ¨Oh No run¨

by EpicGamerMan69 November 8, 2019

Zach

He has nigger face and sucks 12 in cock

Man he’s totally a Zachary cause he’s gay

by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019

zach

zach is a bit of a nob not gonna lie lmao. hes quite gay but hes the best gay ever. zachychan is his nickname

hey did you say him
yeah qdgqwdhwqjbdw zachattack

by pengtingbumbum July 13, 2019

Zach

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.

Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.

by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019

Zach

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.

Wow Zach is really dumb!

by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018

Zach

Zach is a guy who will usually make fun of u for stupid reasons.Hard to get to know them.Pretty stupid and makes the most dumbest decisions.Zach is some what nice and kinda cute but mostly ugly.Also very athletic.

“Hey that Zach kid just cracked his head open on the sidewalk”
“Well duh he’s a Zach!”

by ur dawg broski August 28, 2019