wrist wrangler

A man, or sometimes a woman, who often doesn't engage, or never has, engaged in sexual intercourse and is in position only to masturbate, therefore only able wrangles their wrist.

Friend: I heard he is real reluctant to have sex

Me: yeah, you would think he's quite the wrist wrangler?

by Maxipoohole May 8, 2023

dank wrangler

When a gal sneaks a sniff of your cock after fucking. Usually done when she decides to give head.

Amy-I love sucking your cock after it's been in my pussy.
Citizen-you dirty Dank wrangler I seen you just smelled it.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

Shit Wrangler

A plumber

Jim just became a certified shit wrangler

by Shitwrangler3000 May 30, 2019

Dangler Wrangler

A person who loves to grab penis

Hey what happened toyou last night?
Oh I ran into a dangler wrangler. I barely slept

by Jfredrick November 13, 2016

Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.

Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.

by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025

Cock Wrangler

1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)

Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!

Mick: Are you sure?

Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .

Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.

Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017

pussy wrangler

someone who deep fists a girl's pussy so hard that they literally brake their organs and make them die while having a shaking squirting, shaking orgasm.

I tried the pussy wrangler last night and now I'm on trial for murdering my girlfriend

by Bald Squidward April 16, 2023