"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"
by Jimmy D and the Nuggets November 23, 2007
Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
by alurria May 30, 2020
"Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.
That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.
That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.
Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf
by PoleyISuppose September 08, 2023
annoying orange is like donald trump without the trunk
by Garth201020 November 11, 2020
Basically going down on your girl when she maybe not the freshest, like after a tough days work and gym and she feels sweaty.
Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.
You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.
It is truly amber nectar.
Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.
You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.
It is truly amber nectar.
Him: I want to muff you so much
Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.
Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.
Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
by Nuwavedave June 17, 2019
by RamFlight October 19, 2022