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Wallet Rape

Being forced to hand over money to your bitch to avoid the consequences
Dave: I got wallet raped last nite!

John: She threated not to give you head?

Dave: No, this time she refused to do the laundry unless I gave her a fifty

John: That sucks. What a rapist!
by billycakes October 25, 2009
mugGet the Wallet Rapemug.

Sausage Wallet

Elizabethan for hoe.
She such a sausage wallet.
What a sausage wallet.
by Mrs. Cruzy October 4, 2008
mugGet the Sausage Walletmug.

The wallet trick

Prank where two people, (the prankers), sit down on the left and right next to the targeted person. One pranker tells the target they want to show them the wallet trick and asks for the targets wallet. The target hands over the wallet, And the first pranker quickly tosses the wallet over the head of target, the second pranker catches the wallet over the targets head and then throws it down into the lap of the target, aiming to hit them in the genitals with their own wallet.
“I’m going to kill Tim and Ben later, they did the Wallet trick on me today during lunch and they got me right in the nuts.”
by V date May 11, 2020
mugGet the The wallet trickmug.

Nigga Wallet

A wallet niggas tuck their saggy balls in that are too long. “Their ass-hole”
Damn my Nigga Wallet has been itching lately, i think its because i have dick cheese
by FrugelBottoms December 31, 2021
mugGet the Nigga Walletmug.

wallet to the balls

When the wallet to the balls is playable ,make sure you know what to expect from your evening because a broke wallet sometimes can go both ways and broke balls is an embarrassment from your date.
Man I went wallet to the balls and I ended up broke in only the bank and and the balls stayed to them selves
by Peter deter July 14, 2019
mugGet the wallet to the ballsmug.

plastic wallet

Used to describe female genitalia after undergoing plastic surgery
Did you hear about Jenny? She's got a plastic wallet now
by One-winged-anal January 31, 2017
mugGet the plastic walletmug.

wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.
Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing
by jailbooked January 22, 2011
mugGet the wallet crampmug.

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