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Wallet Rape

Being forced to hand over money to your bitch to avoid the consequences
Dave: I got wallet raped last nite!

John: She threated not to give you head?

Dave: No, this time she refused to do the laundry unless I gave her a fifty

John: That sucks. What a rapist!
by billycakes October 25, 2009
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French Wallet

When someone cuts a hole in the bottom of their pocket and sticks their dick in it.
Yo last night my girlfriend just gave me the best French Wallet!
by ColorB June 14, 2017
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Wallet murder

When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.
That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.
by xevonline May 31, 2013
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Wallet Weeper

A stingy ass who doesn't spend for his friends at parties. He conceals the money every time from his friends.
Peter is a wallet weeper and his nasty attitude sucks big time. I wonder how his girl friend survives.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 19, 2015
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Light wallet

You don’t have your v card
“ I have a light wallet cause I lost my v card”
by B6o9b June 4, 2018
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Sausage Wallet

Elizabethan for hoe.
She such a sausage wallet.
What a sausage wallet.
by Mrs. Cruzy October 4, 2008
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burger wallet

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The woman’s burger wallet was filled by male suitors
by Tacotruck69 June 5, 2018
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