Wiggle My Squiggle

This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".
by robot August 18, 2005
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Wiggle Jiggle Juice

Wiggle jiggle juice is another word for seamen. The name originated 350 B.C.E by an amazing woman named Lindsey Butcock. She created the word after seeing her non hard husband. She made the observation that his dick wiggled and jiggled. After her husband had an erection she realized it looked like milk! Or as she thought... JUICE!!!
by The wiggle jiggle master October 15, 2021
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wiggle jiggle itis

its where you laugh so much you obtain the ledgendary triple chin and you become a wiggle walrus. its only treated by linda wine.
you got some serious wiggle jiggle itis. looks like your going to have to be slapped back to sanity and fed 300 gallons of linda wine.
by akhsdbkasjfn May 30, 2021
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Stick-wiggling Fucktard

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.
Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."
by manny629 October 02, 2009
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Two Finger Wiggle

A method of inciting wetness in a female by inserting the ring and middle fingers into the vagina and wiggling them very fast.
Barlow hit Pash with the two finger wiggle round the back of KFC. She loved it!!
by Panje October 20, 2010
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West Side Wiggle

The west side wiggle is a sexual move similar to the 2pink 1stink method. maneuvering your hands in order to make a W like the sign for West Side. IE wrap your middle and index finger together. Now insert the pinky in the anus, the twisted index finger and middle finger in the vagina, and use the pointer finger to stimulate the clitorus. Highly effective!
Yo see that hot waiter Andy? I'm totally gonna West Side Wiggle her tonight
by cbobette November 21, 2007
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