Viking Courage

Used to describe the process of drinking an alcoholic beverage to gain a sense of confidence before attending a social gathering which is though to be nerve wracking and pretentious.

Formally derived from the saying 'dutch courage' after it became profoundity blatant, that the dutch where only known for there clogs whereas the vikings had horns and are therefore a more appropriate species to base the phrase upon.

Holy cow man, were gonna have to drink up and get our viking courage to prepare ourselves for all that clunge

by iizwellfitt June 28, 2011

Vikki Swink

Vikki Swink is an east coast native with connections everywhere. She disses on her hometown most of the time. Best known for her dabbling in modeling, she's an absolute trainwreck. She models for SoEmo.co.uk and is a model-in-training for GORE Site Modeling. She's commonly seen wearing Sugarfix and Hollywood Undead merch. She's reportedly very polite and respectful to anyone who meets her, and even better, if you find her before concerts she'll hang out with you !!(or so the rumor goes...) Is part of the fantasy band "Always Asleep Never Dead". Victoria is commonly shipped with Matt Good and has beef with BryanStars.

Example One:

Jerry: Vikki Swink actually replied to me when I tweeted her!!
Anita: That's amazing honey, now go find a job.

Example Two:
Jerry: Did you see Vikki before the concert? I saw her and Matt eating lunch but they told me they'd find me after the concert.
Mark: Did they show up?
Jerry: No but they were so polite about it that I'm not even mad! I got a really cute picture of her and Matt though.

Example Three:

Jerry: I just saw the picture Vikki posted on Instagram of her trying to do autographs with her left hand! So funny.
Mark: dude you have problems.

by lostinstereo13 October 5, 2013

Viking Funeral Poop

When a person in a public toilet, takes some toilet paper to wipe the seat clean. Throws paper into the bowel, then deficatges onto the paper, looking like a bunch of crap on a raft. Then it is flushed down signifying the "Funeral".

"Dude I just had viking funeral poop in the mens restroom at work"

by Eatech3 April 30, 2014

vikkie

Vikkie is a sarcastic arsehole. Strait up and doesn't take shit. She is the best kind of friend as she knows her boundaries with people she cares for yet still doesn't take shit. She probably drinks JD and has amazing legs. Goes out for friends not pulling and loves a good heavy metal festival. Vikkie is amazing and if you ever meet a Vikkie be sure to keep them.

Geeza; is that vikkie?
Geeza 2; i dont know, check the legs and you'll know

by peikkiv September 24, 2016

VikkiVuk

A very nice and funny Serbian youtuber. Likes to play games etc...

You: Hey m8! Did you watch VikkiVuk's newest video?
Friend: No. I was 'bout to check it out.
You: Mam he always makes me laugh.

by VikkiVuk August 5, 2021

lost vikings

A very good, but little known, puzzle game for the SNES, Genesis, and GBA.

The Lost Vikings is an awesome game.

by ddt June 28, 2004

Ball-sack Vinaigrette

A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.

Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."

Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."

by Mr Harry Johnson May 1, 2010