Valentines day

Simply put, single awareness day. If you are single on this day, just look out your window and see a bunch of people doing cringey 'couple photos' and be glad that you aren't one of them.

cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk.
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!

by A_Bi_Legend November 11, 2020

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Valentine's fever

A fever that usually occurs on the start of February. Singles tend to sleep early to avoid seeing sweet couple posts in any social media platforms.

Yea looks like Rayne slept early, must be the Valentine's fever, she maybe avoiding those couple posts

by ElistorianSnacc February 5, 2021

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Valentina is that type of happy girl.
Valentina’s are usually lazy and sleepy.
They treat you like gems, will alwats be there for their best friends, will annoy them to death though.
They don’t have a long time letting people in, they will give yoy theur hearth.
Be careful, Valentina’s are nice, but if you mess up whit them, they can turn into Bad ass bitches or psychopaths.

who’s laughing NOW?! Valentina, obviously.
why are you so happy? Valentina smiled at me!

by some.sad.kid May 14, 2021

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Valentina

the funniest mf on the whole planet. she's so intelligent, kind (mostly) and probably has iron deficiency. there is definitely something mentally wrong with her, and she will never open up to you no matter who you are. low-key has anger issues too but it's fine. she also has the best style ever but is so damn broke she can't afford half of it. she has the best music taste (ever), laughs at her own jokes and sleeps (a lot). she'll also tell you to kys all the time (kys). did i mention she's funny (also, kys).

bro valentina is the funniest mf ever fr

by yankeewnobrim July 2, 2022

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