When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."
Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
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by un k n o w n January 30, 2022
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A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
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