Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.

I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand

by Mustard(LOL because its joke) August 2, 2017

Twink Blindness

The inability to recognize a familiar young gay man due to excessive attractiveness.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out that hot guy that just walked in.
Guy 2: That's Mark you idiot. We've worked with him for years.
Guy 1: Oh right. Damn twink blindness.

by The Real Comptroller June 2, 2015

Twink Day

July 11th is the day where all twinks are appreciated and loved by their cute daddies.

Alberto: Happy twink day Max! Finally the recognition you need!
Max: Aw thanks Alberto!

by Urban.girl123 June 23, 2021

gutter twink

Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.

Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.

Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.

by cystophora May 11, 2018

Twink Energy

When one has twink attributes, while simultaneously exhibiting big dick energy

Johnny walks around with big twink energy

by Tedison August 17, 2021

twink run

The twink run is the way that twinks run. Think of that one video from 2020 with the strawberry cow guy.

“HEY, DO THE TWINK RUN!!!”

by organmuncher666 October 18, 2023

compost twink

a gay ass hippie who plays in compost and just so happens to be a twink as well

person a: did you see that guy playing in the compost?
person b: he’s definitely a compost twink.

by mrsansman November 7, 2018