Turdelburger

A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.

man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."

man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"

man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*

man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turde#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"

by mysteriousinternaut April 27, 2006

Janessa Turcotte

the most amazing girl in the world. she has the most adorable smile, great laugh. She has the most beautiful eyes. someone you wish you could be with forever. Someone who can make you feel great, and can always make you smile no matter how upset or depressed you are. someone you can give your heart to forever. the most awesome, fantastic amazing girl!!! You can never forget about her. and you wont regret meeting her <3

Janessa Turcotte is amazing.

by Sweet Awesome ;) December 7, 2010

Turked

To be turked, robbed, led on to believe that something great is going to happen and then wakeing up the next morning to find a pool cue sticking out of your arse.

...youvvveeee beeeeeen turked! ...I'm gonna turk that mother fucker right up biatch...

by Mr Turkeyballs April 17, 2007

tureet

a Northen way of saying hello, especially in Wigan

tureet Billy lad, not seen you in ages!

by abeybabey January 19, 2008

Tureena

They sexiest little girl you will ever meet, she always has a smile on her face & will make you the happiest person ever!!

Everyone has to have a Tureena

by Jessssey September 5, 2012

Turfed

Eating some gnarley shit.

Stevey TURFED it on the stairs, like the dumb ass he is.

by Randel Axe August 20, 2017

Who TurdedNur

Stands for: Who is retarded now. Normally used to insult someone.

Guy 1: *Says something stupid*
Guy 2: Who TurdedNur!!
Guy 1: What the Fuc* dude thats just not needed.
Guy 2: Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!! Who TurdedNur!!!

by Master Keaf February 27, 2009