Thompson

A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;

Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.

Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.

Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson

by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019

Tommy Thompson

A fake stoner who can make a gram last a month but can chain smoke cigarettes

That dude over their is acting like a tommy thompson

by Dragonpug1 December 28, 2019

london Thompson

London Thompson is a bad ass bitch. She is pretty as fuck and has lots of friends. Boys always like to stare at her. She loves animals. She has pretty brown eyes

Person 1: your such a london Thompson

Person 2: awe thx

by Lola Mariah December 30, 2019

Millie Thompson

Ugly fat bitch that is so fat and dirty she can’t get her own boyfriend so she goes after Poppy’s boyfriends even though no boy would even look twice at her she’s an absolute state. Has loads of std’s as well.

Millie Thompson is a fat fuck.

by Lmao_lmao December 19, 2017

Thompsoned

To be screwed over and miserable

I was Thompsoned and now I dont get to see all my friends.

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h January 7, 2020

James Thompson

He is a big loser who is bad and he hates everyone. Nobody likes him because he is a fat bastard. Everyone wishes he would go away. He has this other stupid indian friend that just f**** up others lives

Oh, i hate James Thompson, he is bad...

by NAme mann January 31, 2020

Carrington Thompson

An ugly guy with a big nose

You are a Carrington Thompson

by #LittleMoose February 11, 2020