Bunch of little fagglets with god dang awful singing voices who dance around on stage like little pansy 5 year old girls doing ballet.
by screamtillyoudie May 5, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. A pop/rock band made up of three New Jersey brothers.
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
I had to pay 500$ for my ticket to a Jonas Brothers concert.
Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
by mcbird13 March 22, 2008
Get the jonas brothersmug. by Elizabeth Jonas March 9, 2008
Get the jonas brothersmug. Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.
Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.
Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.
Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.
Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.
Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"
Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
by Anon 64 September 12, 2009
Get the Jonas brothersmug. the Jonas brothers had a GLOW UP.
by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 21, 2019
Get the jonas brothersmug. THE BEST BAND EVER!
- NO, im not 12, i am 22.
- For everyone who is like omg, are you like 12?, who cares!?! leave kids alone, shows how mature you are!
- Who cares if they watch disney channel?! What did you watch when you were a kid, rock of love!?
- love them, they are good influences!
- NO, im not 12, i am 22.
- For everyone who is like omg, are you like 12?, who cares!?! leave kids alone, shows how mature you are!
- Who cares if they watch disney channel?! What did you watch when you were a kid, rock of love!?
- love them, they are good influences!
by kailey!!! April 23, 2008
Get the jonas brothersmug. The Jonas Brothers are not "fags." Their music IS real music, and their songs DO have meaning to them. They set a good example for people their age, and don't sing about how bootylicious some girl is. Nick Jonas, the youngest Jonas brother, has type 1 diabetes. Just about every guy hates them, because the Jonas Brothers are more successful, unique, talented, and much more good looking then them.
And no, I am not nine years old, nor do I tYpE liiKe dIs.
I also don't watch Disney Channel, that's now how I found out about the Jonas Brothers. They started out with Colombia Records, which is NOT related to Disney Channel in any way.
And no, I am not nine years old, nor do I tYpE liiKe dIs.
I also don't watch Disney Channel, that's now how I found out about the Jonas Brothers. They started out with Colombia Records, which is NOT related to Disney Channel in any way.
Diss the Jonas Brothers all you want, but at the end of the day they still have millions of fans, and are more successful then you'll ever be.
by jbislove March 23, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug.