1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
by wankybojango March 11, 2011
Get the Hairy Morrismug. Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead
"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.
by The WOP in VA September 16, 2013
Get the Hairy Douglasmug. by whoisgary November 14, 2016
Get the hairy watermug. "Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"
"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"
"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"
"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"
"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"
by MriarBatthews September 6, 2022
Get the Hairy Mondaymug. 
When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.
Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser
by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020
Get the Hairy Malteasermug. by tommi2 spaghetti August 26, 2019
Get the Hairy Pootermug.