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nail technician

An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat
Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"
by Smell the roses November 21, 2016
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technical49

Technical49 is a geometry dash player that beat the top 10 demons. He is currently the best GD player. Also known as testicularcancer69, he has beaten over 100 extreme demons and has beaten the number 1 , “Zodiac”.
Technical49 is the best player in GD.
by Astol November 12, 2019
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Sussex County Technical School

The phsych ward where redneck retards, self-proclaimed modern art masters, and wannabe white trash congregate to prove to America that only thinking about 8 fucking things for 4 years is a method of efficient education. Not-so-sadly, however, they only serve to prove that New Jersey is more of a landfill plagued by retardation and devastating levels of arrogance and entitlement.
I would've gone to Sussex County Technical School but I don't fuck my sister, nor do I think I'm the next Leonardo Da Vinci or Shakespeare.
by James Poop September 28, 2015
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Vorsprung Durch Technik

German for "Audi, sort-of kicking BMW ass since time immemorial". Also used to annoy Mercedes owners, in cocktail conversations.

Note that to drivers/owners of non-German cars, the phrase is a non-starter.
(...in traffic driving an Audi R8 )

: (honking) "Hey there mate!"

: (said "mate" looks across from his scheißeboxen, aka bmw )

: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, biatch >:E" (speeds away, at infinity mph)
by ImDizzle October 29, 2013
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Technachalyzed

Incapable of using , operating , putting together and setting up , Modern Technology . It can also mean the exact opposite of ( not technachalyzed ) meaning you are tech operating capable .
You're just technachalyzed , enough .
by Hartman November 24, 2019
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technicolor emo

A guy or girl who is emo AND ACTUALY gay.
rather redundant but can be applied in a serious or joking manner

"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"

"I know she's so techinicolor emo."
"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"

That makes jenny technicolor emo.
by eventhoughimemo February 28, 2008
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technipeasant

really unadvanced technologically
person a: i'm loving this record player

person b: im loving my ipod touch

person a: wha?

person b: omg youre so TECHNIPEASANT
by jayayewhy March 8, 2008
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