The Sour Sloth is the sexual act of taking your girl from behind, fucking her hard enough that she walks slightly bent over afterwords. The sour part comes next(and also on her face), Simply bust a nut into her nostrils right before she asks to cuddle. Thus; she sluggishly wanders like a Sour Sloth to the bathroom to get cleaned up.
Person 1: My girl and I decided to experiment with different kinds of sex acts last night. Person 2: Oh yeah? Cool. What'd you end up doing? Person 1: She got kinky so I decided to turn her into a Sour Sloth.
by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016
Get the Sour Slothmug. by Br00k3dabrat April 10, 2020
Get the Sloth modemug. Jackie the sloth is a fairytale character In a kids book that isn’t really that pretty. She’s a sloth in a kids book who hangs out at the zoo with a bunch or male monkeys who she’s talked to a lot. She cheats on animals even though she is one and looks like a sloth
Jackie sloth: welcome to the Australian zoo. I’m Jackie the sloth and I’m very slow. I love photo editing and being a petty sloth
by The drama king26 December 3, 2019
Get the Jackie Slothmug. A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.
Jake -Fuck im scattered cunt... Sam- should we pull out the sloth station? Jake- Does a bear crap in the woods?
by Melted yogurt September 24, 2020
Get the sloth stationmug. by Beebopboop December 3, 2018
Get the iron slothmug. Some funny some not but we all like to eat to eat tatortots. Sloth memes are my favorite memes though.
Me-hey dude what's your favorite type of memes. Dude-um SpongeBob memes. me-so it's not sloth memes huh well get out of my house!
by Lizard75100 November 28, 2019
Get the Sloth memesmug. The solid brick of egg on a Mc'Donalds egg Mc'Muffin, solid yellow in color and cylindrical in shape.
by Michel Mc'Nasty November 5, 2010
Get the Sloth pattymug.