Mike.

Mike is a person who sometimes is chill but other times no body fucking likes him and he is a fat sun of a bitch and his dick is very small and he gets a few girls but they are fat aswell and usually still look better than him but otherwise he is smart and is caring and will have the drive one day to be successful and gay

Mike. is cool and all but he is a fat bitch sometimes

by cookid101 November 30, 2018

Mike

Thick mike

Danggggg he too thick might as well be called thick mike

by LaNiyataylor June 19, 2019

Mike

GAY!

That guy was hitting on me, I think he's a mike...

by Savagesteve January 4, 2017

Mike

The smartest boy you'll ever know and he is not sexy and do not listen to any definitions on the top. He does well in school and is in gifted. If you want your child to do well in school, name him mike

he is a mike!! he is so smart!

by the really cool kid May 1, 2018

Mike

Your daddy

Mike is very thicccc

by NickIsBeast223 January 26, 2020

Mike

Mike is usually known to be a jerk. He especially likes to get in there mess things up and make his way out. Mike is often know to drive cars like Honda Civics to make up for lacking in other areas. Mike usually thinks he is the most amazing person in the world. Most people know to stay away from Mike. Mike is also know for being a douche bag.

Look at that jerk Mike.

by Jdub2006 October 4, 2016

Mike

Cheating douch bag that picks slutty slobby snails

OMG don't pull a Mike!!!!!

by applelover24011 May 4, 2018