suicide squeeze

Crapping out a very large terd

Uhh man uhh its a suicide squeeze

by Tonyizzle October 04, 2005

Squeezing The Butter

Another term or phrase referring to the messy deed of masturbation.

"I was watching Martha Stewart the other day and i just had to start squeezing the butter!"

"Nice..."

by Ack Londo February 25, 2005

Sneeze and Squeeze

When she ridin yo dick and you blow a hand full of black pepper in her face to make her sneeze, causing her to tighten her pussy muscles

Bro i tried the sneeze and squeeze on my girl.

I blew my load instantly

by IDoBigFarts August 01, 2017

lemon squeeze

A sexual game. The guy squeezes the girl's tits as hard as he can while she squeezes his dick. Whichever one screams out in pain first loses. The guy is not allowed to jizz or else he loses.

Bobby and Sarah played lemon squeeze late into the night.

by coopdawg May 31, 2008

Ceasar squeeze

The upset stomach that results from eating anything from Little Ceasar's. Usually has a 75% chance of occurring.

Ceasar squeeze, hot n' ready for the toilet. Just $5.

by WastedOM June 07, 2010

Squeezing the Turkey

The act of taking a piss

Person 1: I'M SQUEEZING THE TURKEY
Person 2: DUDE! DONT TELL ME

by Joe Shmoey April 21, 2011

main squeeze

1. Your closest friend or friends

2. Boyfriend or girlfriend

Person 1:"These people right here are my main squeeze fo life!"
Person 2:"That's cool,"

Guy: "will you be my main squeeze?"
Girl: "of course!"

by LNBerger August 24, 2010