spiffin

when my oldest of homies wants to get all victorian on my ass he whips out a bitta spiffin stylEE! like spiffin' and blows all us new skoolaz away!

>in croaky, mr burnz stylEE grill< dat ho my bro is proper spiffin'! whack-ed!

by michael clarke May 4, 2004

splicing

the act of changing a song only a few minutes into it because it reminds you of another song.

"Dude will you leave it on one song already and stop splicing?"
"I can't this song reminds me of that other one hold on i'll show you..."

by The Lil Rebel October 22, 2008

Tail Sniffing

When you are driving and the person driving behind you is riding your ass, but won't pass you. AKA "Tail-Gating"

The douche in the porsche behind me today was tail sniffing.

by G-Rilla August 2, 2010

Cum sniffing dog

A dog you can get that has been trained to sniff out cum so you can tell if your girlfriend has been cheating on you.

He's got a cum sniffing dog.

by The Fury 13 December 8, 2010

splitting a pizza

the gayest thing two guys can do together

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.

by rando's parents October 19, 2008

the turtle is sniffing the cotton

A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.

Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

by rimlover October 30, 2010

splitting the dice

male version of camel toe

Man, his scrubs were pulled up so high he was splitting the dice

by j jonah jacobson June 21, 2009