want some candy

a phrase used when you see some old bastard on the street with no teeth.
Also can be used when you see a little kid walking home from school so you can scare him to shitting his pants.

Hey old man.... want some candy.....

Hey little boy..... looks like you could use some candy

by Slimslope May 22, 2006

He need some milk...

Actual definition, When someone is acting psychotic on drugs, milk is sometimes the only known remedy to help them come down. Therefore:

Guy goes crazy after using drugs and hurts himself due to lack of control...."He need some milk..."

by ANTHILL2018 June 4, 2017

Some Fucking Guy

A phrase used to give a name to an anonymous, average person in any given situation.

My boss acts like he's really important, but really he's just some fucking guy.

or

Did you know you don't need any credentials to edit Wikipedia? You can just be some fucking guy.

by Nathan19 April 14, 2009

Bring me some soup

The asking for soup, usually by black weather reporters during heavy rain. Used famously by Ollie Williams in Family Guy.

Tom: "In local news, we have more on the approach of Hurricane Rupaul as it makes his or her way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report. Ollie?"
Ollie: "IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS."
Tom: "Sounds rough Ollie, Do you have an umbrella?"
Ollie: "HAD ONE!"
Tom: "Where is it?"
Ollie: "INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!"
Tom: "Is there anything we can do for you?"
Ollie: "BRING ME SOME SOUP!"
Tom: "What kind?"
Ollie: "CHUNKY!"
Tom: "All right, we'll get on that."

by Shroomie101 July 27, 2009

that's some jerry springer shit

Anyone with the qualifications to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.

by sheila stiletto September 25, 2013

yes, have some

When someone makes a comment or asks a question and you are unable to comprehend it or come up with an appropriate answer. You would reply, "Yes, have some."

person 1:"Do you want some coffee Mr. Tully?" Person 2: "Yes, have some."

by leeR-ICK&Miss-Fit May 7, 2010

Slay some dragons

To have sex with a hideous girl with which you have no interest of ever seeing again.

Jesse, i'm desperate man, let's hit up the bar tonight and slay some dragons.

by Big Bobby B August 27, 2008