gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.

Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.

by Glen Jr December 26, 2022

boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)

"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"

by watermtunes January 2, 2023

Skibbidy slime slabs

Sigma slabs for sigma slimes

To be in skibbidy slime slabs you need to be from o block

by Gnomiga September 3, 2023

Slab

Slang for female,short for slab of meat

That slab had some big titties

by Jesse bellanger September 15, 2023

SLAB

Stands for Something like a boyfriend. Somewhere between an ex and boyfriend. You fight a lot and when you get back together often so your not quite sure what to call them

Yea, my SLAB and I broke up, but recently have been talking again.

by LinzoCrispy November 22, 2021

slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.

Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.

by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019

Slab 8:30

A place where you go and get fucked up in the summer and have to run from the cops

Yo slab 8:30 tonigjt

by Haddonfeildass.net December 8, 2020