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1. to shoot a load of cum

2. a funny word to use at any tim
1. o shit jeff, you boyfriend just skeeted in your eye

2. ya well i'll skeet on you
skeet by Mike The Wig May 29, 2005
skeet by CiNz December 28, 2005
- to be cheap or be too small
That f'in a is so skeet.
skeet by asdfasdfqwerty May 13, 2005
skeet: aka: jizz cum sperm ejaculation
i used a condom so my skeet wouldnt get her pregnant
skeet by Muffin761761 April 15, 2010
Man, band practice was hella skeet today.

Man, life is skeet.
skeet by kevin May 1, 2006
a slut,skank,whore
who does nothing but suck
cock all day long
because shes so desperate and horny
tim-you know emma?
jeff-yeah shes such a skeet!!
tim-omg i know she sucked my cock all night i jizzed all over her face
jeff-hahaha what a skeet
tim-hahahaha fuck i know
skeet by whitepridebitchz February 2, 2009