Shiny Object Syndrome

Shiny object syndrome occurs when a person keeps jumping from one side hustle to another, hoping that one will work. The reason this phenomenon is detrimental to the individual is that constantly switching to new side hustles won’t be effective unless they maintain consistency. In the end, it can create a false sense of productivity while actually wasting valuable time.

This kid has shiny object syndrome

by Someone31jif April 11, 2024

Shiny nihilego

Terrible Fake News

Dude on the news channel it was Shiny Nihilego.

by Killyourselfjk May 11, 2018

Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex

yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though

by stinkface February 22, 2008

Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall

What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”

by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

Shiny Forehead

A bitch

"Do you know that person with a Shiny Forehead?"
"You mean S****a?"
"Yeah she's a bitch"
"Yeah she is"

by hi samira April 1, 2023

Tight and Shiny

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.

Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then

finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.

by melhorn April 3, 2022

Shiny

Meaning "cool", something great, awesome, neat, popular in style.

Ex: "Dang that shirt's hella shiny, where'd you get it?"
Ex: "That game was so shiny! I would play again."

by livgeiser June 20, 2021