Alberta size is a term used to describle the quality of woman in the demographic of alberta, usually cities like medicine hat and lethbridge and hit hard with the obesity epidemic mostly 74% of theses citys are overrun with heffers
Hey man ! what happen with that tinder girl you were going to hook up with , bro im done with tinder ,all the girls turn out to be alberta size
by Mr right now November 2, 2017

by plussize August 24, 2009

by Jezza88 October 13, 2008

When a female is at the specific height were she can perform oral sex on you without having to get on her knees or squat down while both of you are standing.
Tim: Wow I just got a blowhob and she didnt even have to get on her knees!
Jake: Dude, she was fun sized
Jake: Dude, she was fun sized
by Duphuc January 9, 2019

by ken j January 8, 2006

1) something abnormally small*
2) an oddly shaped object*
3) a combination of both terms*
*usually referring to a male's penis.
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2) an oddly shaped object*
3) a combination of both terms*
*usually referring to a male's penis.
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1) Bro, that pencil is so shakyle sized.
2) The stuff inside a lava lamp is shakyle sized
3) Yo, that shell is shakyle sized.
2) The stuff inside a lava lamp is shakyle sized
3) Yo, that shell is shakyle sized.
by jepwner May 8, 2011

by Hawn Gnarley July 5, 2014
