by Ninocuddles02 February 27, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A man that likes black ops with a very tiny peter, and is got black hair and likes women but he doesn't get any.
Robert: So what have you been up to?
Me: I have been hanging out with my girlfriend
Robert: Oh I wish I had one but all mine are not real
Me: I have been hanging out with my girlfriend
Robert: Oh I wish I had one but all mine are not real
by whitenugget69 November 29, 2018
Get the Robertmug. 
Robert is a sweet and caring person. He is very shy around people and often can be a joker. He is good in bed and has a very large wang. His friends might be of the mean side of people but it is all in good fun. Robert knows how to treat a girl right and he is very strong. he likes to put himself down alot not trying to do anything and is very lazy. All in all Robert is a good person and a good friend
by countrydarlin September 10, 2013
Get the Robertmug. drives a big truck. pulls titties for a living. likes skanks & scum of the earth. has an awesome sister. is the future of nascar (missing teeth & all). constantly gets yelled at by father for nothing. always COMPLAINS and Bitches!!! perfectionist even tho hes no where near perfect. Is a good guy but maybe he hasnt realized it yet (or too stupid to figure it out) Friends wish he'd open his eyes. needs to get over himself. No matter what he is still loved by all. :)
It's all about the Robert.
That guy is such a Robert.
Ew are u with that dirtball? your such a robert.
That guy is such a Robert.
Ew are u with that dirtball? your such a robert.
by vivian1234 June 7, 2011
Get the Robertmug. Damn that Robert was disgusting last night it smelt and it was leaking cum. I never want to see another Robert in my life.
by DrewPeacock2486yeetdabPokiThic November 23, 2018
Get the Robertmug.