razor rubies

yes.

thank me later razor rubies said Sugar Daddy

by []'.• Sugar Daddy •.'[] September 17, 2018

Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

what I am the equivalent of.

i am the equivalent of a Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

razor dan

It a act of sucking a Big Dick While Making a Black Guy Suck You Horse Cock Then making him take it up his ass

Dude did you in joy the razor dan

by Zslayer March 16, 2017

razor claw

It's when you are sitting there and have a random boner

Billy: ha ha you have a razor claw
Mark: O dang i hope no one else sees it

by Tsms1 May 4, 2018

Ackam's Razor

when a conspiracy theorist ignores logic and reputable sources to keep believing their silly theory.

Matthew ignores Ackam's razor and thought that Jenga was a more representative model of a building than physics.

by TheMindsEye February 3, 2017

Razor Blade

Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.

Also refers to a horny bastard.

Boy 1: See that bit Adam he is such a razor blade
Boy 2: Innit mans moving nuts

by Your mum's MCM November 6, 2020

Fatuity's Razor

A derivation of Occam's Razor applicable in internet comment threads. When interpreting an existing comment, the comment should be liberally interpreted in whatever way leads to the funniest reply comment.

Original Comment: "I want to get the number 2 tattooed on my back so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in."

Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.

Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.

Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."

by Oscar N. Paulson December 4, 2012