Occums Razor

The entirely made-up and incorrect version of Occam's Razor. It states that "If the theory does not have as much evidence as the opposing ones, it's most likely wrong."

The word was first used by reddit user u/Zain_Ahmed002 in this comment: reddit.com/r/fnaftheories/comments/18ctqkg/comment/kccu2zk/

I used Occums Razor as a major piece of evidence for my theory.

by FreddyFazbore December 7, 2023

razor

A person who cares About you and is nice at times. He'll make you laugh and loves Joe mama jokes

- Fay

Razor is my best friend an I love him so much

by faylovesyou May 8, 2021

razorize

to shave one's entire body hair.

I razorize myself and the chicks totally dig it.

by imonlyhereforthepizza February 6, 2010

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

razor poop

When your poops so dense and there's a lot of it, when it passes through your anal canal and gives you a slight sensation of razor burn.

Holy moly, grandmother's chicken pot pie just loaded me up with razor poop.

by Squirtle yum yum November 22, 2016

Mackey’s Razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by derangement.

Bob: I keep hearing about MacKey’s Razor, but I don't know what it is.
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.

MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!

by DilleyDilleyDilley February 6, 2024

razor seeded

To get fucked up upside down

Bro, let's get razor seeded this weekend

by 058satan January 27, 2015