Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009

Boyfriend Remorse

When you date a girl and then later regret it

Dude is that your ex? You must have some serious Boyfriend Remorse

by RagingPrune July 8, 2016

retards remorse

Narccistic assholes that for no apparent reason whatsoever spit the dummy like a spoilt 2 year old brat laughing a talking to themselves whilst walking away Only to come back a couple hours later crying and apologizing repeatedly for forgiveness .

Crying and apologizing again , he's got retards remorse ....

by Moggledok September 30, 2022

GPT Remorse

When you write your homework longhand, because you don’t want people to know you used ChatGPT.

"Yo, I totally had ChatGPT remorse last night. I had the AI draft my essay, but then I rewrote it in my own handwriting 'cause I didn't want my prof to think I was capping about doing my own work." -ChatGPT

by Poppet25 November 19, 2023

Repairman's remorse

The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy

I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

builder's remorse

When a corporation or institution (museum, university), signs off on the creation of a new building for itself, usually designed by a "starchitect", convinced that this new "home" will bestow prestige, success, and street-cred among its associates, patrons, and even its rivals. Occurrence usually coincides with various economic "bubbles" where cash seems to be overflowing everywhere. (See also: "Irrational Exuberance")

"Now that Time Warner has officially divorced itself from AOL, don't you think they have at least a bit of builder's remorse for that huge hunk of new rock in Manhattan?"

"The Bilbao? Yeah, it's cool looking, but in this economy I'll bet the Guggenheim gang is feeling some mean builder's remorse."

by BWB December 12, 2009