Polar Ice Cap

The fine art of shoving and ice cube up one's lovers ass, waiting for the ice to melt, then sucking to water out.

It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.

Karen wanted a polar ice cap for her birthday because the cooling sensation of the ice dulled the pain of her hemorrhoids.

by matt tacha June 1, 2009

Polar Bear Rape

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.

Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously

by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013

polar bear rug

code for blow job

hey ricky why don't you give me a polar bear rug

by frank martin mary January 2, 2012

Rapist Polar Bear

A polar bear that raped your mom. Everything bad is generally blamed on this polar bear.

bf/gf broke up with you "rapist polar bear must've told them about the other guy/girl"

door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"

by wtf what name isnt being used? July 12, 2011

Vaginal Polarity

When you live with only women, and they coordinate their periods to make you as miserable as possible

Todd was living with his mother and two sisters, and they had great vaginal polarity, at least two of them were always on their periods.

by Ghosty Potatoes September 27, 2009

Sticky Polar Bear

When a woman goes down on a man and sticks a Popsicle in his anus.

Andrew and Marge were spending time together the other day and I heard she gave him a Sticky Polar Bear

by James K. Poke April 15, 2011

Polar Bear Paw

A Grape Ape looking man with enhanced hands especially designed for sloping up drool from the facial region. This mainly occurs in Northwestern United States in African American men that strangely resemble the Grape Ape Cartoon.

Damn, you see that nigga wipe up that bitch's drool with his Polar Bear Paw.

by Impeachinator May 2, 2011