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Smashed Penny

When a girl gives a guy a penny as a token of friendship, but the guy really is looking for more than friends, and is let down by the girl.
Julian got a Smashed Penny from Marissa yesterday, that said
"Julian+Marissa, best friends forever!" he was so pissed off!
by John Applesauces October 5, 2008
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ten penny

by Kallay April 15, 2007
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Straw Penny

Guy at Burger Factory:Back in the day the value meal costed a straw penny.
Peter:Wow! A whole straw penny?!
Guy at Burger Factory:Yep, a whole straw penny.
- Family Guy
by UlyssesFinneganDude December 15, 2008
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Penny Piece

The other night at the bar I got so drunk I left with a Penny Piece.
by Eboli December 24, 2008
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penny pimp

A man that thinks he is a pimp but only picks up worthless chunk busted hoes.
Cafu, get your penny pimp ass over here and leave that hoe alone
by Dub C August 16, 2004
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dirty penny

The brown ring around ones anus.*

*note: some porn stars bleach their assholes, thus eliminating their "dirty penny"
"Did you see Kristina's ass in that thong?"
"Yeah, I caught a glimpse of her dirty penny!"
by lord x August 8, 2005
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Jew Penny

when a customer buys a produst from the cashier and give them enough money for the change to add up to exactly one cent and the customewants that one penny back. That one penny is now a Jew Penny.
I got a Jew Penny right after i bought a pizza that was $9.99 included tax and i gave them $10 and wanted the penny back.
by Murder by DJ November 1, 2010
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