pole sander

a veteran hooker that usually works around or in the strip clubs. she is called a pole sander because of all the warts, and scabs for herpes that she has. they ar know to rip right through a condom lickety split.

holy crap did you guys see that old pole sander in the strip club last night??
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.

by yer mammy April 12, 2007

Pole Koala

A rare Australian euphemism for a stripper.

Kevin Rudd went all out on those pole koalas!

by TheLameDingo December 25, 2007

pole'mon

pole'mon is a hermaphroditic monster that loves to consume meat poles similar to that of a penis. these creatures have been known to bite off mens dongs in the hunt for food.

holy crap jonesy, I spotted a pole'mon. man that pole'mon really did a number on my man meat.

by shazs March 24, 2009

Pole Lifter

A really hot chick that has the natural ability to raise a mans penis.

Damn dude did you see that chick!? Shes a real pole lifter!

by hockeystud29 January 5, 2011

pole pirate

a gay guy or a whore

elton john is a pole pirate

by jake b33km@n February 28, 2011

pole bam

when letters are too close together and you read them wrong making a different word - like "rn" looks like "m" or "cl" looks like d

She wanted to see a clam, but i pole bammed and took her to the dam

by meltar July 31, 2016

Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.

Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining

by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018