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Oregon Trail

Following the 2020 decriminalization of most drugs by Oregon. The Oregon Trail is a line of coke so long that you die of dysentery half way through.
Did you hear about Johnny?
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.
by BurntOutMedic November 10, 2020
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California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)
California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020
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Oregonization

An established group of individuals based in The Beaver State.
If OREGANO is easy to grow, perhaps it can be grown as far north as OREGON, and so I wonder if there is an Oregonization of farmers and gardeners who have taken up the cultivation of said aromatic herb?
by QuacksO August 29, 2020
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Oregon Waffle

Originally the name of the footwear that started it all for Nike's humble beginnings when Coach Bowerman at U of O molded the sole of a running shoe out of the pattern made from the profile of a waffle iron in order to accommodate the runner's transition from cinder track to the newer artificial surfaces emerging . The term has now come to refer to liberal hyprocarcy. Oregon is known for its vast dichotomy of politics from utlra conservative in the east to ultra liberal in the west.
You could see the large carbon footprint left behind from her Oregon Waffles as Sara raced off to catch her Maui vacation flight in her late model Subaru following her Global Warming fun run in Portland.
by livefleaordye September 23, 2020
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Oregon trail

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the 2000 mile Oregon trail on unicorns.They killed multiple people on the way starting there Mexican mafia. Then 800 years later they started making wine in the lunch room with the grapes Senior Vredenburghs mommmy packed him for lunch. THE END.
El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the Oregon trail which led to the start of the Mexican Mafia.
by Senior Vredenburgh October 13, 2020
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elgin, oregon

A little slice of Heaven hidden in the hills of NE Oregon.
People still live off their own sweat in Elgin, Oregon.
by Day Dream Acres July 2, 2017
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oregon rail

When you put on your best hipster clothes, handcuff her to a boat, fuck her like a train, and make it rain all over her face, while shouting "SACAJAWEA!".
"Awe man, than Indian chick was crazy last night. Gave her the Oregon Rail."
by EroticCripple July 2, 2017
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