A handjob delivered by a drunk prostitute in an alleyway with the left hand; not necessarily in Oregon.
"I had a bit of a bender last night after we hung out at the bar, ended up getting an Oregon Lefty."
by JerryOwO June 08, 2024
The act of placing Listerine Cool Mint POCKETPAKS Breath Strips (Tiras para el Aliento) in your mouth before taking a shot of Vodka.
by quadonkdonk January 05, 2021
by BoboRitch June 02, 2018
In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly automaticlevelrecognition@gmail.com as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.
by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022
If OREGANO is easy to grow, perhaps it can be grown as far north as OREGON, and so I wonder if there is an Oregonization of farmers and gardeners who have taken up the cultivation of said aromatic herb?
by QuacksO August 29, 2020
Diego Oregon is a wanna be special ed kid.he always comes inside our 4th period class room.say’s shit that no one wants to hear he gets into people business.annoyes everybody he thinks that he has friends but doesn’t he’s family need therapy bcz his sister ripped a dollar bill in half his mom and dad told Deigo to pee in a cup and they made her drink it
He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)
He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)
by Follow Diego is crack head on April 09, 2019
by Zakami August 18, 2019