Oregon Haywater

The blood of Gigachads. Used by Zeus when naming his babies to give inspiration. Possibly held in the hands of Phil Swift, the creator of the foodstuffs of Jesus himself. Used in the plastic surgeries of Kylie Jenner.

Jack: Wow, I haven't heard of Oregon Haywater. Grampa, mind telling me about it?
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...

by fakescientist8000 September 11, 2021

Oregon

Ok state while no tax is good the highschoolers who think there tough there can suck a dick

Damn oregon

by bendbdbcjdbdbdbdb June 27, 2022

Oregon

Hometown of the incredible hippie nation, hipsters and beer drinkers. Better bring all seasons in your suitcase because our weather is bipolar, literally.. and if you want everybody to know your not from here, just use an umbrella when its raining! its also pronounced or-eee-gone. not or-o-gone. we like to eat organic as well.and we recycle..obviously. we don't have pools because we have earth pools, that are already made.. by the earth. our state is beautiful and full of fresh air. pictures here our incredible..

i sure love this oregon rain!

by RWTHRSYTS June 2, 2015

Western Oregon

Where 90% of Oregonians live. It has the entire Oregon Coast, Portland area, Willamette Valley, and Rogue Valley. It’s what Oregon is known for.

Western Oregon beats Central and Eastern Oregon at everything. It has the coast which is why it’s superior.

I'm glad I live in Western Oregon instead of Central or Eastern Oregon.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Oregon Fog Pipe

when you blow rapidly into a woman’s ass and fill it up to the brim and then stick the tip in, shoving the air so far up her asshole

Do an Oregon Fog Pipe for me rq

by enjdmfmskfkrr July 7, 2025

Oregon Trail

Following the 2020 decriminalization of most drugs by Oregon. The Oregon Trail is a line of coke so long that you die of dysentery half way through.

Did you hear about Johnny?
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.

by BurntOutMedic November 10, 2020

Cottage Grove Oregon

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.

Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon

by pissingincups March 22, 2022