dinosaur train

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex

come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex

by Grrryn April 09, 2021

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Dookie Train

A Dookie Train is another way of saying you have to take a massive dump since it will take so long.

Megan: "Gosh, what's that stink?"

Elizabeth: "Oh I have to take a massive Dookie Train."

Megan: "Oh great, it's going to be a long one!"

by Clingbo1 August 12, 2010

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bob train

a homosexual orgy of strategically placing men in a straight line and performing anal sex with the man directly in front of you, whilst receiving it from behind. Unless you're the caboose, which just might be one of the only two spots on the train that receive the least please. The other being the front "Engine."

Matthew and his friends decided to go back to the hotel and form a bob train.

by Guru on a hill March 28, 2010

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Church Train

A train in which it is too quiet to talk on your phone incase you disturb the peace, so you have to send a text.

Damn! i can't talk am on a Church Train.

by Geeh February 23, 2011

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Two Train

A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"

Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .

by Bliss savage February 22, 2014

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