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Meet me behind the Kohl's

Something one person will say to another to ask for sexual intercourse.
The woman said to the man, "Meet me behind the Kohl's", because she was horny.
by Aspeechkid January 8, 2011
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No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.
You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.
by w.yokum March 14, 2005
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take a leak behind the bush

(v.) to conduct operation where the actions cannot themselves be seen, but any intruders can be.
We have to take a leak behind the bush with this new car, so our rivals don't see what we're up to. That means we do it in your dad's garage.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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You weren’t behind the boxes

A term when a group of friends consisting of an Adam Jorge Owen and josh is used when bullshit occurres
“HOW DID HE KILL ME, I WAS BEHIND THE BOXES” josh says

“Josh, you weren’t behind the boxes “ Adam says
by Egg wrap November 17, 2018
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Beating off behind the bush

I know you have some thing weighing on you Johnny, stop beating off behind the bush and just say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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left behind by my bff

Don’t worry I understand, my best friend jozie just left me behind. I knew everyone hates me.....
-Haley smith
THAY ALL HATE ME! MY I JUST GOT LEFT BEHIND BY MY BFF!
by Gacha Kayla November 23, 2018
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Behind the curtain ass shit

A devious act towards another person to intentionally sabotage them.
My buddy brandon did some behind the curtain ass shit when he gave me his shirt with a shit stain on it before we out in public.
by J’Ville Jolter November 18, 2021
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