Oh my DAVE!

An expression of suprise which can be used as a substitute for the common phrases "oh my god" and "oh my days," etc

This is all down to online instant messaging, and a little too much imagination!

the pronunciation of this is staggered, with a large emphasis on the word "DAVE" itself

"arghhh my hair is on fire!"

"oh my DAVE!"

or

"oh my DAVE not you again!"

by Charl-flash/Beeblay February 20, 2009

Oh my jihad

Expression / Idiom
Basic exclamation to follow any given statement. It is the evolved progression of the over used expression "Oh my god". Does not bear any religious significance.

Person 1: "Hey, the pizza delivery guy says he's going to take over an hour, and I'm freakin starving man!!"
Person 2: "Oh my jihad!"

by Lady Guinevere December 31, 2007

Oh my goat

Term used to express shock/surprise/overwhelm/astonishment in a socially friendly way.

"OH MY GOAT I'M SO FUCKIN FUCKED OFF THAT KEY OF MKAT"

by BLoOpZ October 19, 2011

oh my goose

what you say when you feel embarrassed for someone.

annoying girl's boyfriend walks into the room and she stands up in front of everyone and hugs him. (so that everyone can see)

You then whipser this to your friend

"Oh my goose."

by JEP November 23, 2007

Oh my God

totally offensive and if you say this all the time you should just read the ten commandments- one is do not take the lords name in vain

oh my god= bad

say oh my gosh

by chill_christian October 30, 2018

oh my gahhhd

jenn- my dog died

darsie-oh my gahhhd

when darsie found out that jenns dog sied she said "oh my gahhhd".

by kevin paniaqua September 28, 2015

oh my goid

saying “oh my god” but better. referenced from a vine. only the baddest bishes use it.

oh my goid, the cable turned off

by niecynaenae April 23, 2018