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creepy love stare

the way harry styles looks at louis tomlinson, in a fond way but it looks kinda creepy

try googling "creepy love stare" and go in images ;)
Harry was doing the creepy love stare again
by thatswhyimaniallgirl January 18, 2022
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Creepy Porn Lawyer

That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.
by VolStar September 25, 2018
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creepy office guy

Co-worker who is extremely awkward, calls at home when you never gave him your number, and has no qualms about mentioning that he got the number from your payroll info. Shows up at your new job after you leave, and at the job of some of your other former-coworkers.
The creepy office guy never leaves a message with anyone if I'm not there. But he's good for hockey tickets, so I suck it up when I need good seats.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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Creepy Uncle Syndrome

Where a person is really nice and outgoing, but you always have the feeling that he/she is a creeper/pedophile/ect.
Dude, my gym teacher last year had some bad creepy uncle syndrome!
by Neinman January 1, 2010
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Standard Creepiness Rule

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
by languagefan July 9, 2011
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Growing Up Creepie

A cartoon featuring Creepie Creature, a young girl who was raised by family of bugs. It airs on the Discovery Kids Network.
Creepie Creature is the star of Growing Up Creepie.
by Joshua Graham May 16, 2008
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Burger King creepy

that creeeeepy feeling you get when watching the Burger King commercials. This unemotional, plastic smile, the beady eyes and the whole get-up is just freaky when you see him in bed with a guy and handing him a sandwich. Bleeech!!
Oh mah gawd!! That bug-eyed guy with the stringy, greasy hair keeps staring at me and then smiles when I look back at him. He is so Burger King creepy.
by Burger King dude October 16, 2006
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