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Maria

A Mexican girl that has a nopal on her forehead loves food but she is also a badass bitch that can take your man.
Maria stop trying to fit 10 tacos in your face at once.
by Cornileous November 8, 2017
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Maria

They got some attitude problems. Some are okay but some butt ugly. They try and act like they don't give a fuck but we all know they do. They always try to act like they better and always feel intimidated when a pretty girl is next to them. They would always either stare at the pretty girl or look at her up and down.
by Carlos789 October 31, 2012
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Maria

Best person ever, everyone loves her, kind, pretty, from best club, NOT able to sing, rlly tall
by Ferbandperry November 26, 2019
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Maria

Girl who come's at you with the flipp's.
Maria attacked me.
by Definitator July 11, 2009
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Maria

a total bitch who pretends to be your best friend just to dangle her hot boyfriend in front of your face... even though she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate.
Guy 1: Hey dude look its maria
Guy 2: Yeah i heard she's a total bitch
Guy 1: Really
Guy 2: Yeah she is cheating on her boyfriend with his best mate and is a total bitch to her best mate
Guy 1: Ouch dude
Guy 2: Hey the truth is brutal
by GLEEK02380 August 24, 2011
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Maria

A young age woman who is 'cultural', but still white AF. Has two children before the age of 25, so she know's her shit and doesn't take shit. Make you take your shoes off in the house. Knows all the newest trends. Drives a Mazda. Marias will talk to the manager, the manager's manager, and if need be, the founder of the company. Will also tell you the truth, give you the most genuine compliments, and make you tea.
"Omg she wants to talk to the manager, but she's being nice... so I dunno if she's a Karen."
"It's cause she's a Maria."
by aphrocat January 10, 2020
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Maria

A Maria will be so fun to be around. She laughs like no other, she will definitely make you smile ear to ear. Maria's can get crazy and are huge goofballs. Sometimes its hard to open up, but when she does you know that she really trusts you. Never let a maria down. Let a Maria be a Maria, they do what they want.
boy 1: Omg is that Maria?
boy 2: Yeah! I heard shes so cool!
boy 1: Shes definitely mine though!!
by oiesgjweiojgrwiojgwiorjg August 20, 2020
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