mongolian mud-fuck

Someone who looks a cross-eyed, drunken, chronic crackhead.

I went on a week long binge, and, when i awoke. I looked like the remains of a mongolian mud-fuck!

by graffix420 April 9, 2009

Mongolian Cruise ship

The Most ferocious motorboat possible by humans. It may leave teeth marks.

I gave my girlfriend a mongolian cruise ship, then she got pissed and left.

by YO CT! July 3, 2008

Mongolian Nipple Cheese

A piece of any kind of cheese, that is in a shape of a nipple and is made in or came from Mongolia.

Emma: hey look at that cheese

Bri: Ha it's in a shape of a nipple.

Emma: I know thats so cool

Bri: hey look it says it's from Mongolia

Emma: It's Mongolian Nipple Cheese

by Beca-Is-Awesome March 29, 2010

Mongolian drinking fountain

while in the heat of passion you flip your lover upside down and begin to piss in her pussy and subsequently drink from it like a cat

i have such a bad taste in my mouth because me and my girlfriend tried the mongolian drinking fountain

by tbunce May 6, 2008

Mongolian Hot Pot

When a mongolian MAN invades your home (usually your kitchen), warms you up a hot pocket, force feeds it to you, then proceeds to bang on a pot while banging you... ;

"Last night I was Mongolian Hot Potted, and I liked it!" Confessed Gabby to Alex.

by LAP(s) April 11, 2010

mongolian ass pirate

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.

EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.

by banditterritory May 17, 2014

Mongolian Butt Plug

The act of testicles being pushed into the anal cavity.

My nuts were aching after that Mongolian Butt Plug last night with that whore!

by GoldNigga August 29, 2019