Miguel is a green flag amazing man you'll ever meet. He will treat you right even though they sound like a total jerk he is the greenest person you'll ever meet. He will treat you right, buy you your favorite foods, a sweet talker even though he is a shy person. He is incredibly handsome and is good with playing guitar.
I fucking love Miguel.
I fucking love Miguel.
Miguel is my love.
by beabadoobaeeee July 3, 2023
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I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.
by abc31 July 14, 2023
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Get the Miguel mug.A guy who simply loves basketball, has great art skills, honestly such a charming guy, possibly Filipino? Has good grades. The most respectful and mature guy you will ever meet. If you know a guy named Miguel and he’s Filipino keep him!
by Peppadapig November 25, 2021
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Omg look, it’s Miguel over there. Make sure he doesn’t see us or else he will start raping us like a stupid monkey.
by Slaughterwww July 8, 2022
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