Kentucky

The Real South/Dirty South is bigger than most realize.

The true borders of the Dirty South extend from Parts of Delaware and Maryland down through W.V. (if you've been in Charleston, not doubt you know). All of Kentucky (except around Cinci), Southern Indiana, Southern Illinois and the Southern half of Missouri. Most of Oklahoma and down through Texas. If you live anywhere South of there, fear not, you live in the Dirty South. If you've ever been to any of the above, it's absolutely indisputible that this is a fact.

by Real South April 10, 2010

Kentucky cough syrup

a tasty drink, better known as a hot toddy which is comprised of hot tea and whiskey. Produces a very soothing effect on the throat.

I'm kinda sick and i have some jack daniels, think i'll make some kentucky cough syrup.

by oorah72 December 28, 2009

Kentucky Roadhouse

When one farts in a room and vacates following the discharge

It smells horrible in here.

Yeah Kenny just came in and hit us with the Kentucky Roadhouse.

Ahhhh skunknuts!!

by crimshawskankhouse March 12, 2011

kentucky shower

Skipping a shower or bath and covering your stink with perfume or cologne

The lazy mom opted for a Kentucky shower instead if washing her dirty body.

by Wordsmith2003 May 4, 2014

kentucky gamble

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.

*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."

by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014

Kentucky Screwdriver

A screwdriver made with orange juice and moonshine or Everclear instead of vodka.

Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.

by Toomatch February 24, 2015

Kentucky Slimer

1. (Noun) The act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy sexual experience. The woman will have soap dripping down her back and butt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his penis between the two cheeks until he cums on the woman's back. As the cum drips down between her butt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the cum sprays back onto the man's body.

"Hey man, I was at this chicks house and got the biggest Kentucky Slimer of my life."

"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."

by MackeralWave July 18, 2016