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Kris

by bucketcom January 2, 2024
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Kri-RP

Pronounced: "kree-ar-pee".
Noun. A form of behavior that occurs when the subject engages in and is accused of engaging in ERP (erotic role play) and subsequently denies participation although the burden of proof (e.g. logs, witness testimonies, and patterns of behavior) is stacked against them.
Friend 1: Hey have you seen Mark?
Friend 2: I sent him a direct message - he said he is role-playing right now and doesn't know when he'll be done. He won't tell me where he is because he says it's "against the rules".
Friend 2: Ahh, shit, here we go again. He must be doing some kri-RP.
by Lansky83 April 10, 2022
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Kris

a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep
yo kris is such an emo
by k4is October 4, 2022
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Kris

Usually hot headed. Loves the outdoors, music, very witty, charismatic. Has an addictive scent. Goes after what he wants with determination . Very handsome, charming carefree. His exes lives are never the same after him, Doesnt let to many people get close to him but those that get close he treats like gold. Usually amazing in bed, Doesnt follow the crowd, he paves his own way. Has good days and bad days. Truly one of a kind
by Magik44 June 22, 2023
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Kris' Churchill Server

Person 1: Hey, are you in Kris' Churchill Server?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's a corrupt government
by bobjonesseggsybeast October 28, 2020
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Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.
1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog
by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020
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