kaleb

a mixture of kale and a bee making it the word kaleb.
joe: “what should we name our child?”
lilli: “how about kaleb b?”
joe “so kaleb!”
by bigaberdaddy January 02, 2022
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Kaleb

Absolute mad lad who loves a good light novel, some smash and some anime, like a true man of culture
Kaleb read 46 chapters of his light novel yesterday
by Roobee11 August 04, 2020
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Kaleb

Not just an insensitive peice of shit, but also a huge pervert that sends nudes to girls while he is in a relationship.

Fuck you you discusting peice of shit. Randi says hi by the way!

From: ex friend
Randi: It looked like a veiny albino baby carrot...

Me: shhh... shhhh... You are safe from Kaleb now.
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Kaleb

Kaleb- a name usually for boys, rarely for females.

Male- this guy fucking sucks, he plays Roblox a lot. doesn't go outside AT ALL, he has urges to kill everyone, has played over watch against his will. but most importantly he likes to kick babies.

Female- not gonna lie its probably the same but replace Roblox with animal crossing.

Now how do I know this guy is EVIL like this?? I am named Kaleb.
"Dude did you see Kaleb???"
"No why?"
"I'm glad you didn't that fucking sucks!"
by CalebwithaK March 27, 2024
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a man that has just a humongous cock, like....it's big, sometimes he's an asshole but he makes up for it by having a beautiful smile
Damn is that kaleb?
is he wearing sweatpants🤤
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Kaleb is a sweet boy who never fails to put a smile on your face. He will always be there for you when times are rough and he is one to truly count on. Never take him for granted because if you’re in his life he’ll love you endlessly. He has a kind and goofy soul who will make you laugh. He’s a bit freaky but doesn’t like to admit it. He’s all golden retriever vibes and is extremely loyal. He would never do anything to hurt anyone and just wants everyone to be happy. Kaleb is the cutest boy in the world even though he thinks he's not.

I love you Kaleb <3
Kaleb is my favourite person in the whole world
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Kaleb

Kaleb is a sweet boy who never fails to put a smile on your face. He will always be there for you when times are rough and he is one to truly count on. Never take him for granted because if you’re in his life he’ll love you endlessly. He has a kind and goofy soul who will make you laugh. He’s a bit freaky but doesn’t like to admit it. He’s all golden retriever vibes and is extremely loyal. He would never do anything to hurt anyone and just wants everyone to be happy. Kaleb is the cutest boy in the world even though he thinks he's not.

I love you Kaleb <3
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I love Kaleb more than anyone else
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