Jingle Bat

A future slur that no one knows yet but we all know its bad.

don't be such a jingle bat

by broe91 January 9, 2023

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teddy jingles

the fatest most fruitiest dog in the world. broke the world record for the biggest juiciest peach in the entire planet. also married to tate langdon.

teddy jingles is a fat horse

by teddyjingles November 20, 2021

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Jingle

The act of shaking an empty glass with ice in the hopes that someone will fill it up.

I gave it a jingle and got another round of whiskey.

by Ewicandwynne October 31, 2021

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Triple jingle crank

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution

Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf

by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021

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Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.

“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

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Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh.
O’er the fields we go
laughing all the way.
Bells on bobtail ring,
making spirits bright.
What fun it is to laugh and sing
a sleighing song tonight. (hey)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!

by bluestinger66 September 21, 2022

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